I think this summer I'm going celibate, so far it's been two (long) months... but I really don't think I should be having any more casual sex. I really need to just spend the summer living with myself, making positive decisions and not having added distractions and conflicts (aside from my current feminine misfortunes of course).
So here's my list of positive things about not having sex that I've come up with so far
1) I save money not buying Cosmo at CVS (who needs sex tips when they're celibate?!)
2) Shaving less... well... actually no it's summer so this doesn't really work
3) No herpes, the clap, etc.
4) No babies
That's about it. Ugh this is going to be a long summer...
Something tells me I won't make it three more months, but if GaGa and Lenny Kravitz can do it... then so can I!
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